iCE Breaker's Matrix
...somewhat damaged.

grep females; gawk; talk; touch; unzip; mount; fsck; zip; exit

Posted by on May 14, 2004 in Random Babble

I’m sorta thinking this whole LJ thing is pointless as I only have two people that seem to read and post anything. Not only that my life is entirely too boring to even write about.

10 Wake_up
20 GOSUB work
30 GOSUB home
40 sleep(3)
50 GOTO 10

Pretty exciting, eh? For while I did have a while()…Loop in there to make life interesting.

/*
iB – 02/13/2004 – Removed due to lack of funds.
while(!me->drunk && !me->sick) {
me->drink(me->alcohol_type)
}
*/

I really wish I could find a really good sex routine to add. Unfortunately, I can’t seem to find one..

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: sex() in life.php on line 31

[icebrkr@chrome icebrkr]$ locate females | wc -l
0

Can’t find any females. I’m sick of being lonely. I’m sick of ugly to average looking females thinking they’re all that and a bag of chips. I’m sick of looking at the people around me and seeing fat, nasty, ugly people that don’t take care of themselves. It’s like, Did you LOOK in the mirror before you left the house? How about, do you know what the fucking year is? It’s 2004 not 1980 anymore. UPDATE YOUR STYLE!! UPDATE YOUR SHITTY MULLET MUSIC! Cleveland is junky. There is nothing wrong with trying to look good.

It’s embarassing to admit, but I’ve tried the on-line dating thing ( first it started out as research for my NightOutNow.Net site and partnering/intergrating with a dating site. ), Let me tell you. THEY’RE ALL SCAMS! Either they put fake chicks up there, or there is some 40yr old homo-faggot posing as a 19yr old hot chick. Then get this. If you actually do get some sort of lead. The profile doesn’t have a picture, and if it DOES have a picture, she’s some fat slob. It’s no wonder you’re single. I’m probably coming off as arrogant or ‘better than thou’, but I really don’t think I’m so fucking hidious that I can’t get a girl. Anyhow, they’re all a waste of time and money.

I offered $100 to anyone that’d introduce me to a girl and I date her for 6mo or more. That didn’t work.

WHAT THE FUCK! There has to be a nice, attractive girl out there for me to date. Hrrm, if that happens, I’m going to have to find something else to be all pissed off about.

kill -9 1

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It’s always nice….

Posted by on May 13, 2004 in Random Babble

My boss found that I updated my resume on Monster and brought it to my attention in front of the whole office. How rude and embarrasing is that? But if you follow these few links, you’d think he’d understand why.

http://www.cleveland.com/search/index.ssf?/base/cuyahoga/108444068759921.xml?ncounty_cuyahoga

http://www.newsnet5.com/money/3297557/detail.html

http://www.ag.state.oh.us/press_releases/2004/press_release_20040512b.htm

Who wants to work for a place like this, when tomorrow the doors could be pad-locked and no one is home? I have complete faith in the stuff my department is working on and doing to ‘help fix’ the company, but since I’m just a programmer I have no control over how the company spends it’s money. All I can do is provide a system to support the company and give it’s employees the tools to do their jobs.

I need a new job. Perferably NOT in Cleveland– Actually I hate Ohio too. HELP!

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So simple to please when life is so ugly.

Posted by on May 13, 2004 in Random Babble

It’s sad when the only thing that brightens your day is the cute blonde haired, blue eyed girl that serves you your coffee in the morning with a bright smile and very chipper personality. Nothing particularly special about her but I find her attactive. She’s too cute not to have a boyfriend, I’m sure. *Sigh*

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